Today's bootleg action figures are without a doubt the worst toys in existence. That's not just me exaggerating to get your attention, they really are the most horrific toys I've ever laid eyes on. Seeing these toys is the opposite of love at first sight. They're so bad, that I'm limiting myself to a single sentence of commentary for each one, letting the repulsiveness speak for itself. My words simply cannot adequately complement their horror. Blame The Undiscovered Playthings bootleg action figure blog for another vomit-inducing:
Here we go folks. Be brave, it's going to take all your courage to continue this harrowing experience. It might be best to keep one eye closed, with a puke-bucket nearby.
Unfortunately for you, I started with the best of the bunch, and this big green mess has a group of testicles posing as his thighs, just imagine what lies ahead.
Next up is the mutant child of Neil Diamond and Henry Winkler dressed up as Superman, featuring an "S" shield which looks so bad that it must have been painted by a fetal chimpanzee.
Batman's emblem is mysteriously even worse, accompanied by one of the most horribly misshapen heads I've ever seen.
And then there is Spider-Man, just look in awe, there's really nothing I can add to this one, he says it all on his own.
I can't recommend it, but if you want to see more of these plastic abominations, you can do so over at The Undiscovered Playthings.
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