There's something most of the world's population seems
to not understand, and no it's not how to stay out of debt, it's that
rocking a mullet is simply the epitome of what it is to be cool. I hear
your snarky remarks, "Then why don't YOU have one?" Though I appreciate
you thinking I'm the epitome of all that is manly and amazing, I am
simply not cool enough to wear one. It takes a man of dicipline and
sterner stuff to not only maintain such an iconic hairstyle, but also
to stand steadfast against the putrid tide of jealous libel and slander
spread by those who can never be awesome enough to wear this most
honorific of hairdos.
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